cothill in proper photo form

Monday 29th Jan 2007 - Cothill

yeaaaaah! theres been massive rumours that blewbmx is taking over the world in the near future. epic proportions that are deemed impossible from the past experiences of the human race. a power so strong that countries shall bow, nations shall fall and leaders will follow. everyone resorting to a vegetable like state with sheer shock and happiness, spending the rest of their lives living by the words of a select few knowledgable types. oh yes.
do you like my font? i should severely hope so.

we're down the trails alot these days. alot. aidan has built about 20 sets this year all by himself with me supplying no help apart from criticism and an occasional slap. the slaps seem to knock sense out of him rather than in however. the other night i brought back a girl for him to have sex with from oxford cos the legend of aidan had got about town. she'd heard stories. when i got back to the house with her and another girl, aidan had drunk himself stupid on cointreau and was clothed top to toe in the pages of the bible, drinking hot water with moss in it and listening to the cures greatest hits.

he then spent the next 7 hours preaching to the girl before wearing her jeans, getting her to wear his then finally shagging her at 7 in the morning using the techniques that sting became famed for. they then went for a walk afterwards with a flask of coffee and continued wearing each others clothes until he could stay awake no longer and passed out. here he wears his own jeans and does a no hander over an excellently built jump that i knew would work all along.

dogs. wonderful dogs. i hate small dogs AKA rats usually. but these ones are rad. i think the woman who owns them fancies me but i aint sure. i wistfully talk to her about contemporary dance and old men just cos i can. why do i? cos im an uncle. and you better not forget that.

the end. go spread the word. tell your families, your ancestors and all the sultry tramps with internet access. xx

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